All the benifits without the greasy build up

I'm about to fall off the edge of the earth in my moms dark crimson lipstick and a gray hoodie that isn't as baggie as it should be. The planet below me is lush and green, but unless I defy the laws of gravity i will not survive the steep fall. i take one last breath and jump with all my might.
than i realize that there is no gravity in outer space, and the ground below me is not lush with grass, but is instead a land full of little green monsters and I get eaten and die anyway.
yeah, I don't know. I'm sitting on my bathroom floor trying to get away from math homework again. I really need to find better ways to waste my time.