from facebook we text Nick St. Lois

9:52pm StrawberryShortcake
...he hasnt responded yet.
its been a minute! D=

9:53pmNatalie
NO! Should I harass him now!?

9:53pmStrawberryShortcake
NO!
just wait.

9:54pmNatalie
haha I was jk

9:54pmStrawberryShortcake
maybe hes thinking of a way to let u down gracefully.

9:54pmNatalie
Does he think we're serious?

9:55pmStrawberryShortcake
idk i hope not. lol.

9:56pmStrawberryShortcake
he still hasnt responded!!!!

9:56pmNatalie
send it again

9:56pmStrawberryShortcake
no. ill just wait.
i dont wanna sound desperate.

9:57pmNatalie
you wont. trust me.

9:57pmStrawberryShortcake
watever. how wont i?
u ever finish blogging?

9:58pmNatalie
doing that now.

9:58pmStrawberryShortcake
cool.
...DUDE WHY ISNT HE TEXTING THE HELL BACK?

10:00pmNatalie
SEND THE TEXT AGAIN

10:00pmStrawberryShortcake
FINE. I WILL.

10:01pmNatalie
yay!

10:01pmStrawberryShortcake
lol. he sayd "that she was single?"

10:02pmNatalie
huh?

10:05pmStrawberryShortcake
idk.

10:06pmNatalie
hmm........... me blogged

10:06pmStrawberryShortcake
u know im making a HUGE sacrifice here. by setting u two up.
lol cool. imma read.
FUCK HE SAID YES.

10:07pmNatalie
haha, i thought we were kidding? I mean, I'd go out with him if he asked me, but I'm not that desperate
WTF
DUDE!
confused. still.
haha wait are we like going out now?
hello?
TALK TO ME WOMAN!!!!!!!!!

10:09pmStrawberryShortcake
lol. yes.
YES U ARE.

10:10pmNatalie
is he kidding?

10:10pmStrawberryShortcake
text him! say something like "hey bf!" idk!
no hes not!

10:10pmNatalie
dude is he like retarded? (no offence to real retarded ppl, i just felt that fit)

10:11pmStrawberryShortcake
lol. srry. u have a bf now.
if u want, ill take him.
...u should probably text him.
im sorry. im choking on my laughter right now.

10:12pmNatalie
dude what are you telling him?

10:12pmStrawberryShortcake
idk. lol idk.

10:12pmNatalie
I'm freaked out rite now

10:12pmStrawberryShortcake
i asked if he wanted to go out with u and he said yes.
HAHA HES MORE DESPERATE THAN ME!!!

10:13pmNatalie
YEAH! there must be something more seriously wrong with him that once thought.........

10:13pmStrawberryShortcake
lol. i feel better about myself. thats all that matters.

10:14pmNatalie
haha true, true. Wait should I text him?

10:14pmStrawberryShortcake
yes!

10:15pmNatalie
wat do i say?
"you know we're kidding right?"

10:15pmStrawberryShortcake
idk. "hi new boyfriend!"

10:16pmNatalie
hmmm.... thats lame

10:16pmStrawberryShortcake
watevs.

10:16pmNatalie
should I break us up?

10:16pmStrawberryShortcake
lol. should i break the news?

10:17pmNatalie
no i just txted him "you know were kiddidng right" I pray to god he was joking........
brb

10:18pmStrawberryShortcake
gtg. ill text u.
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Me and Nick St. Louis broke up. Well kinda, I found out later we were never going out.